Time for Fun

Bob: How long can a person live without a brain?

Bill: How old are you?


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Einstein’s mom: Are you happy, Albert?

Einstein: Relatively (относительно).


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Customer: Will the band play anything I ask them2 to?”

Headwaiter: Certainly, Sir.

Customer: Well, ask them to play chess.


band оркестр; headwaiter метрдотель ресторана