A man dressed up as Napoleon comes to see a psychiatrist and says, “I need your help, doctor.”
“I can see that,” answers the doctor. “What’s your problem?”
“I have none,” says the patient. “I have everything I want – I have France, I have money, I have friends. I just think that my wife, Josephine, is not quite right in the head. She thinks that her name is Brown.”
dressed up as Napoleon одетый Наполеоном; psychiatrist психиатр; I need your help. Мне нужна ваша помощь; answer отвечать; what’s (= what is) в чем состоит; в чем заключается; I have none. У меня их нет; My wife is not quite right in the head. У моей жены не всё в порядке с головой.