Cum·ber·bitch
Variations: Cumbercookies; Cumberologists; Cumberbabes; Cumbercollective
Someone afflicted with an appreciation of the actor Benedict Cumberbatch and his many wonders (artistic talent, chiselled cheekbones, twinkling eyes, etc.) to such an extent that any task not involving him becomes laborious
e.g. I physically cannot leave my house today because I am a Cumberbitch, and Sherlock series 1–3 is playing back-to-back on TV
A savvy and sensible person
e.g. S/he clearly knows a thing or two; s/he’s a Cumberbitch